Wrapping Rodney
We now offer free gift wrapping, just in time for the holidays.
If you’re like me, you love frozen coffees, Seth Rogen’s voice and bargains on the internet. Well kids, Black Friday became Small Business Saturday then morphed into Cyber Monday ALL AT ONCE. Because here, on the Spiritual Wanderer page, we’re offering up free wrapping paper!
What?! No way!
Oh, there’s a way alright. And unlike all the other egocentric writers out there, we’re taking things a step further. Not only are we referring to ourselves in the third person, but with this exclusive deal you can download Rodney Wrap. Click on the blue link below the picture and the paper will show up in a separate window. Then either click the print icon in that window or just hit the print key on your computer. A full 8.5 X 11 sheet of high quality, top of the line wrapping paper will spit out of your printer (if you haven’t loaded your printer with high quality, top of the line paper to begin with, that’s not our problem).
Then get to wrapping. Two sheets of this revolutionary product will cover one, two or all three of Rodney’s best smelling books. Isn’t it time you joined the rest of the country and enjoyed something of which one Amazon reviewer said, “Reading his stories make me laugh as well as cry …”
We can’t believe Rodney’s mother figured out how to write stuff on Amazon!
Before or after printing out this fabulous paper, click on any of those book links up top to order your own official copies. You too can laugh in the face of fear, just like Rodney. And hey — if you’d rather — all three books are available in eVersion for your iPad, Kindle, Nook, phone or practically anything else.
Click here to download your exclusive – not found in stores – Rodney wrapping paper.
You are a virtual rap star! Love it!