December, 2013 Archives

Happy Howlidays

December 23rd, 2013

Feliz Festivus

Happy Howlidays

Merry Whatever You Celebrate from all of us at Spiritual Wanderer Incorporated.

Have a holly jolly …

December 19th, 2013

Way back in the dim recesses of 2011, I thought this was a good idea.

Here’s an oldie but a baddie. It’s either nine seconds of me wishing you a holly jolly Christmas, or nine seconds of your life you’ll never get back. Regardless, I feel this may be my worst attempt yet at trying to get you to check out any of my books. Click any of those books up there, if for no other reason than to make me STOP!

 

Band Books

December 15th, 2013

Hey kids, it’s Arts & Crafts time!!

The response has been amazing so far. Our wrapping paper is flying off the shelves. But you, the consumer, are begging for more. That’s why today we’re offering up this limited edition Spiritual Wanderer Book Band TM.

Of course, we’re not talented enough to figure out how to wrap the ePub books for your Kindle, Nook or iPad, but when we come up with a plan, we’ll be sure to let you know.

Just follow these simple instructions to download and customize your very own purchase. Yes, that’s right, you can customize your Rodney collection any way you want it. And guess what? It works with one, two or even three books!! Rodney’s books aren’t really a trilogy, but if you band them together, you can pretend they are.

FIRST, CLICK ON THIS GRAPHIC THEN PRINT IT OUT:

One Band Book

NEXT: FOLLOW THESE TWO SIMPLE STEPS:

Two Band Books

Three Band Books

And there you have it, easy, peasy, lemon squeezy. Now you can look forward to your loved ones opening their gifts this holiday season and proclaiming, “Gee, a cancer and unemployment book, just what I always wanted for Christmas!”

MP free

December 11th, 2013

Remember when Death Panels were a thing?

Want a free audio sample from my latest book? Gosh, who wouldn’t? Here’s something I wrote and recorded for Getting Laid (off) back in 2010.

Click here and listen to a free MP3 from the chapter The One Where I Drive My Mother To The Death Panel At The Local Walmart.

And, of course, click on any of those three books above to order your paperback version, iPad version, Kindle version, Nook version or just one to carry along with you on your phone.